GD [Extreme Demon] - 'Sidestep' by ChaSe - 100% (2k60fps)

After 29 months of nonstop playing and practicing, 1520+ hours of gameplay, and 375,954 attempts, I've finally beaten the hardest level in Geometry Dash. When I first started playing, I would have never expected to beat even Clubstep, let alone this monstrosity. My hands are still trembling from the pure adrenaline rush I began to get at 52%. This was even a fluke from 61%. No one has ever fluked a level from before 87% before, so I believe I just made GD history.

The story of this hell-wrought journey began 29 months ago, on a nice sunny day. I was at Target buying some bread so I could make grilled cheese sandwiches when I got home. I swaggered my way to the checkout area, as I had just hand picked the best loaf of bread any Target store had to offer. I knew this because of its green splodges laid upon the surface of the crust; green is the color of luck, so it must have been lucky.

I paid the cashier exactly $2.58, as that is all I brought with me, because I had planned for this moment since the month prior. But as I exited the store with a tight grin, I noticed a dog sitting not even 8 feet from where I parked my car. I proceeded towards the canine to see what it was doing. "Bark bark," it said. I could not believe my ears - this inferior being thinks he can insult my family name like that? Oh, what a shame for him! Little did he know I have a friend who knows exactly how to get someone's social security number! I swiped his credit card right from the inside of his collar, sprinted to the drivers seat of my car, and evacuated the scene before anyone could even process what just happened.

It takes around 23 minutes to get back home, and when I go to open the door, something strange happens: it doesn't. How is this possible? I put my key in the door and unlocked it, but the handle simply wont turn. Luckily, I have a backup plan in case this ever happened. I get a lighter out of the trunk of my car, and set the door on fire. Once the door is but a pile of ashes, I blow out the remaining fire. However, as soon as I look up, my heart skips what seems to be an eternal beat. Tears of fear fill my eyes as I see what has appeared in my very own household.

The dog I took the credit card from. Dear god, this is not good. I try and run, but my legs are stuck in place. Something is keeping me from controlling my own body.

"Bark bark, bark," the Dog says.
"Get away from me! What have you done?! What are you?!" I exclaim in response to it's threats.
"Bark," it says shadily.

Of course, how could I have not realized? The Dog has put me in a curse! It controls me now. I am it's pawn. Every second I begin to tremble more, wishing for a release, yet knowing it won't happen.

"Bark, bark bark bark. Bark bark bark, bark bark bark bark: bark bark bark."

It can't be; this is exactly what I hoped it wouldn't be. The Dog has cursed me, and the only way he will release me is by beating Geometry Dash's hardest level. I did not know what level he was talking about, because I knew there were many levels contending for that title. But I was a fool to forget the hardest of them all... Sidestep.

And that's when he revealed it. Bark bark... I will never forget those words that made my whole body shudder for years.

But it's finally over now. I have beaten it, the #1 demon of GD. I would like to thank my friends, family, pets, and everyone else who believed in me (except you, Dave).
This has been a harrowing journey, but it is finally over.

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